Christian Problem (girlfriend and I)?

It makes me very sad that you actually allow a book written thousands of years ago to tell you what to do with your penis. You have been conned, my friend, by imaginary people, no less! Please just stop obsessing over such nonsense and spend your life actually enjoying yourself, instead of living in constant fear of a man in the sky. Let's be honest - if you'd never heard of the bible, would you consider what you're doing to be wrong in any way? Of course not, because it's called "nature." Some people would just rather have you live your life in misery and constant fear for some perverse reason. I've found it's much better and less stressful to just accept that I will die someday, and will not go to the sky, but will be buried in the ground, and now that I'm fully comfortable with that, I no longer let sky daddy tell me what to do because I'm not afraid of him and his book anymore. And guess what? My life is better for it.